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Special thanks for this site go from Tobias to (in other words this is the SLAG-OFF LIST):
Myself (how could I not put myself here? I am the master of the chop of death. I crippled Nathan with it. He fears me! Check the rest of the list below)
Chris Clarke
(one of my best mates since I was about 4. Likes wrestling but doesn't just talk about that all the time if you know what I mean. I remember once when I was stayin' at his house when I was about 8 but when we were messin' about battering each other he kicked me in the face and broke me nose so I got off on him. Ah, those were the days...)
Will Gatley (he reckons that when you yawn your head forces itself to move...but then again Will also believes he will hold the world record for balancing pens and pencils on his nose. When we play badminton in Games Will always gets excluded from most people's games. I think that's really tight people. I am writing this on March 17th 2003, right? Today in Games Will ended up playing against a very nice girl in badminton)
Calum Duff
(I wonder if anyone visiting this site has heard a guy of 15 years of age saying things that you'd expect an 80 year old to say? Calum does, and 244 Productions has a "Grandaddy Dictionary" web site going thanks to his 'old person' phrases. Calum has got ginger hair too. Not that I am against anybody with ginger hair but that it lights up our day when we look at his bright orange head. What was that? You've got an uncooked turkey that just happens to be with you? I know, stick it on Calum's head. That'll cook it!)
Andrew Dean (probably the giddiest person I've ever seen since my former Music teacher Mr. Yates. Just calm down Andy, calm down! One day I was just standing near him and he picked up a rock and repeatedly threw it on the floor in the giddiest manner possible whilst jumping to a low height at the same time. Me: "Is that absolutely necessary Andrew?", Andy: "Raaaarghhhh!" - whilst throwing rock at floor for 6th time)
James "Skezzy Fez" Skerritt (I'd like to thank Skerritt for......ermm....well, nothing really. My description of Skierritt would be: a) a muppet, b) weak, c) a bit slow. I could batter him any day of the week. Bring it on Skerrit!)
Michael Chike (probably 1st place on my 'best mate of all time' list just ahead of Will and Clarkey who make it into 2nd and 3rd respectively. Not seen Michael since '98 when we finished at primary school, St. Malachy's. Definitely my best mate ever, though. Safe guy. Set up my own band with him. Yeah, I'm not jokin' people. It was called Ace and we made about 3 albums with songs mostly witten by me of course. I've still got 'em too. If I ever see him again Ill set the band up once again)
Chris Lynch (Tch? Hmph? He's not even American and he uses these phrases. People reading this may think that those words aren't necessarily typical of American people but Chris actually likes to believe he grew up in the States and that he is a Super Saiyon who will one day rule the planet!)
Nathan Broadbent (crippled with the chop of death, Nathan now has to attend hospital regularly for extensive back treatment from my ruptuorus chops to his spine. Nathan does some interesting facial expressions and seemingly weird impressions of people)
Kieran Brocklehurst (Kieran: "Have you done your homework?" You reply, "No." Kieran: "Neither have I but what can they do? I was talking to me sister's boyfriend and he said they can't do nowt! I'm just gonna tell him I couldn't be bothered. What can they do, eh?" Then, when it comes to handing in his homework Kieran says: "Sorry, sir, I didn't know what to do.")
Sam Davies
(Sam just can't stop fiddling with his hair. One night when me, him and Kieran were coming back from the Printworks me and Kieran had a bet that when Sam walked past the nearby telephone box he would check his hair in it...and he did! The funny thing is that when he does check his hair in anything that reflects matter his hair doesn't look different at all! It's a disgrace! The poor boy has been made by God in such a way that his hair is an inanimate object)

Danny Roberts (victimised by Paul "PC Murray" Murray because he's the easiest one in his class to pick on. Roberts is becoming thicker and thicker by the day and comes up with some stupid comments that are both UNFUNNY and things that DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER!)
Paul Murray (if you've ever visited GTA4 Planet then you will have seen I slagged his web site off a bit. I've had to help him out with his site even though he is MY teacher but he still hasn't published anything to the web yet. The site is at PCMurray.co.uk. He better sort it out soon or he's no longer an affiiliate!)
Phil Evans (Phil doesn't like me telling this joke but I reckon his head has it's own IP and MAC address and that he sends packets out through his ears and receives them through port 80)
Darren Potts (if you are a person who is currently alive and wants to see something funny come down to Moston and ask Darren to cough for you. It is the funniest thing you will ever see in your life! His nerves are a mess for some reason)
Danny Condron (thought I was gonna slag Danny off? I don't think so. I'm not that brave people)
Leon Lennon (I'd slag Toddy off but not Leon or Danny. It's not happening. I'll get wasted! Maybe after I leave high school, eh?)
Stacy Turner (Stacy lies about a lot of things. Just talking to her for a mere five minutes soon entangled me in a string of lies))

Christian Heffernan (I find it hard to talk about Christian on these slag-off lists because even though he hangs about with us all the time in school we don't actually know what he's like. Sound weird? It isn't. Christian never sspeaks for God sake! If this is you reading this Christian then just think about speaking please. For me? OK, maybe that sounded a bit homosexual. Sorry about that, Christian but you really do need to talk.
Jason Lynch (the army cadete! What can be said about Jason? Hmm...BIG HEAD! THAT'S WHAT CAN BE SAID! And I don't mean that as in he's arrogant but the size of his head is bigger than the average head. Jason has a thing about taking my gloves off and putting them on his hands. "They're sick!", says Jason. I reply, "No they're not crusty head!")
Dean Lynch (Dean reckons that he can fool anyone. What he does if you slag him is he pretends to go to his right when you're on his left but then turns and grabs you but he makes it blatantly obvious that he's gonna try and get you. Strange indeed...sudden outbursts such as "Ewwww," and "Aaron, bleehhh!" are what make Dean a valuable member of our community. Thankyou Dean for wearing a hoody with 'Actual Factual' written on it and then saying 'Act fact!' when I asked you to say it. Well done, well done. Wait, I've not finished yet! Come here Dean while I hit you right in the face! Think you're hard do you? I don't big boy! Bring it on, let's go! Chop of death, chop of death! No effect, damn! MEGA CHOP OF DEATH! DAMN! NO DAMN EFFECT! HE CAN'T BE HURT!)
Mr. MacHugh (for living in his English class at school. When me, Chris, Jason and Christian go home in the afternoon we leave his room because we're in his form and he stays in there but in the morning when we come back in he's still there looking very tired with a cup of coffee in his hand, stinkin' of sweat and sat at a computer that's melting because it's been on that damn long! Remember sir, SBWF RULES!)
Oliver Stephenson (well, not really someone who I want to thank because he didn't help with the site at all, well none of the others did either but I put Oliver here to comment on his sudden "tantrums". If he gets called, just once, he begins to scream, "I'M NOT A MOSHERRRRR!" and repeatedly punches the nearest drainpipe but never seems to damage it in any way)
Joe Stephenson (get out of my face, boy. You're not hard and you never will be!)
Anthony Davies (for being a first class, officially announced mingler! Taxi for the mingler please!)
That guy with the big hangin' head aka German Joe or as I like to call him sometimes other than That guy with the big hangin' head, German Joseph (that is one large sized head mate. Don't laugh in a place where you're visible to me 'coz you look like Two-Face out of Batman Forever)
NOTE: pictures of most of the people above will soon be available on the web site dedicated to my slag-off lists, http://www.slagofflists.tk) Also, everybody listed above has given me verbal permission to use their names for the amusant of ourselves and others. If brought to court they would state that they gave full permission for the use of their name. The things written about these people are only meant in a humorous manner and that is exactly how these people find this list, amusing and humorous. Some people have been taken off of this list due to them being the kind of people who take little mess about insults deeply personally. We just think that's childish especially the people we know well.
Avril Lavigne (whilst making this site I only listened to Avril's Let Go album which made me extremely enthusiastic about the fed)

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